To save money, Thruway ticket dispensers could be replaced with a machine. Others do it, why not us?

With the passing of Jesse Helms, now is a good time for this, our greatest senator in history, with the possible exception of Strom Thurman, to have his own national holiday. He was a super person and a super senator.

Gas is higher than $4 in a lot of countries because they tax gas for the free medical services they provide. If you took that tax off, it would be lower than what we pay.

Happy Birthday to the greatest country in the world the United States, where most of the world wishes they could come and live.

The liberal media in this country is really upset that they have to report that a grand jury of good Texans refused to indict our hero, Joe Horn of Pasadena, Texas, who shot those illegal immigrants breaking into his neighbor's house. Joe Horn is an American hero.

How come the local leftists who are spokesmen for the Democrat Party don't tell the public that the Democrats in the House of Representatives just reduced Medicare by 10 percent for older people. What's the secret?




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